So you’ve decided to give those funny old black-and-white silent movies a try. You pop in a DVD with a quaint title and relax on your couch (or you rev up the Netflix, either one). An organ tune plays as you see the scene of a busy town street. There are Model Ts, and people in clothes that look less like a Roaring Twenties party than you‘d assumed, and hey, does that old guy have a handlebar mustache? And was that a streetcar? Why, you could get used to this! And then it happens. The screen goes black…and there are words. Words that you must read. Words that are inflicted upon you. This, my friend, is your very first exposure…to a title card.
Everyone who watches silent films remembers what it was like to get used to reading the film as well as watching it. Myself, I remember a moment of sheer delight–it was all so old-timey! Just like I’d dreamed it would be! In fact, it was so delightfully old-timey that it almost distracted me from the movie itself. It took awhile to get used to the rhythm of “scene,” “words,” “scene,” more “words”… But I did get used to it. And to my surprise, I grew to embrace it–far more than I ever imaged I would. And trust me–so will you.
But how? you ask. How could I, a jaded 21st-century smartphone user, as removed from the the ’10s and ’20s as I could ever be, grow to like old-fashioned title cards from the days of my great-grandparents?
There are several reasons why this will happen:
1. You will start looking forward to them.
At first title cards will seem like they’re interrupting your movie. You will get interested in what’s happening onscreen, and then YANK–black screen with white letters in the middle. Then back to the film again. All is well, and just as things are getting good–YANK. Over and over again, depending on how much that particular filmmaker was into prose.
But once you manage to get absorbed in a silent film (it takes more attention than we’re used to), a moment will arrive. This usually comes when a character is clearly saying something important, and you’ll wish you could hear the words…and then you realize that a title card must on the way to clear up the mystery for you. And sure enough, there it is, a savior in a vintage font.
You’ll start to pay closer attention to the scenes, the acting, and the plot, and you’ll start to pick up on when the title cards will pop up. There’s certain moments, you’ll realize, where you can expect them, and without them the film wouldn’t make sense. You will cross the threshold of freedom–no longer are those printed captions an interruption! They make sense now! They’re truly a part of the movie! And because of all this…
2. You will start participating in the film.
That’s right, no longer just a passive observer, your mind drifting off to “what cheese-dust-covered food should I snack on next?” land while characters on the screen prattle about their latest dates (78% of sitcom dialogue), you will get to participate in the film more than ever before.
Not only will you be paying closer attention, as we’ve established, but you’ll be paying such close attention you’ll be trying to lip-read. It’s okay, we all do it–because there’s nothing like that feeling of congratulating yourself if the title card proves you right.
In the process you will be picking up on plot points right and left. The film will draw you in more than most films you’ve ever seen–because there’s no way you’re going to get distracted. You’ll become absorbed into that world, and you’ll be cheering your heroes on in a way you never thought possible.
And there’s a great side effect to all of this close-attention-paying…
3. Your brain will thank you.
A silent newbie once remarked to me after a night of Buster Keaton shorts: “Wow! Watching silent films is kind of tiring!” And I agree–it is more tiring. That’s because all of this close attention is making your brain work double time. No longer is the film doing all the work for you, with all that high-falutin’ “actual talking” that you can “hear” and whatnot (lol). With silent films, you have to earn your enjoyment. Honestly, how often can you say that sitting around all day watching movies will actually make you smarter?
Like someone training to run long distance, the workout will seem hard at first but it will get better. You will become stronger. As your brain gets whipped into shape, silent films will become a part of you “normal” movie-watching diet. Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, Despicable Me, The Notebook and Inception you’ll start to get in the mood for The Black Pirate, Sherlock Junior, Flesh and the Devil, and Intolerance.
A hobby will be helping you become a more cultured person. When people ask what you did on Friday night, you’ll be able to say you watched movies all night and feel 100% proud.
Lastly, there is one more important and vastly-overlooked reason why title cards are awesome…
4. You can eat crunchy snack foods and not miss out on any dialogue.
This is truth. You may think I jest…and maybe I am slightly. But only slightly. Just wait until you experience that level of freedom.
Now go give your brain a cultured workout.